I didn't make any New Years resolutions this year. I never do. But if I did, these might be ten of them:
1. Fit Ken Burns' entire oeuvre into my head.
2. Live every moment like a "Sputnik moment."
3. Start saying "yes" instead of "yeah," and "would you like" instead of "do you want."
4. Work on my upper body strength.
5. Discover cold fusion.
6. Dust off my French-speaking skills.
7. Find the perfect pair of running underwear. Or, as I like to call them, runderwear.
8. Get Morgan Freeman to follow me around and narrate my life.
9. Visit another continent. Or at least a different part of my own continent.
10. Figure out why it is so hard to clean scrambled egg off a spatula.
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